HETALIA EPIC VOLU 1

🇺🇸: Dude 😀 🤔 the 🌎 Conference can convene! Solving all of today’s ⚠️ by 💬 excessively! (🇧🇪 cameo) 🇺🇸: 😣 matter how hard it seems, 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 can 🔧 anything with enough meetings and 🎡 ops. (🇪🇸 🉐 🍵f)! 🇺🇸: Feel 🆓 to speak honestly while protecting your chances for reelection! (🇸🇪 fixes 👋 tie as 🇫🇮 👁 uncomfortably to the side)! 🇺🇸: I’ll go 🥇; about that whole 🇺🇸 global 🏜 to enslave humanity 🐘, 😀 🤔 we’ll be 👌 if 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 genetically 👩‍💻 a huge hero and 🈶 her protect the 🌐! 😀 give 😀 the Superhero Globoman! 🍥: 😀 👍 with 🇺🇸 because-- (something something) 🇨🇭: --👦 ☝ or I’ll beat 😀 with my ✌ prize! 💷: There’s 😣 ↕️ some hero will 🆘 global 🏜 or humanity’s enslavement. (💷: Frankly, society [😀 still 👂 🛀 and spit somewhere. He's probably 🅱️ 🖕)]. 🇫🇷: If 🇬🇧 and 🇺🇸 don’t 👍, how can 😀 be superior by dissing them both! 💷: Agincourt! 🇺🇸: 😀 Frenchies 😍 to 😡 🇺🇸! Why not go ⬅️ to 🇲🇦 us 😅 🤢 chick statues 😄 😀 used to! 🇫🇷: Ever since 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 🏳 our status as a 🌎 superpower, condescending superiority and 🍇 is all 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 🈶 👈! 💷: Don’t be too hard 🔛 yourself. 😦 about mimes and body odor. 🍚: 🇪🇭 🗾 👉 🆘 immature. 😀 🤷 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 ever grow ☝! Maybe 😀 can try appealing to the only organ of theirs that seems to 💼. Would 😀 👦 😄 to sample some 👲 tasty treat? (💷: 😀 used to be an empire but now 😀 🈶 to deal with 🥐 🏵 victories)! 💷 and 🇫🇷: We’ll just 🉐 hungry again! 🇪🇸: Hey! Why don’t 😀 say something, Russia? They’ll ✋ 🥊 if 😀 go over and 🚶‍♀️ in! Russia: 😦? Why me? 😣 🙌! (Liet 👁 😄 he’s gonna 🤢) Russia: 😀 want to 👁 🇱🇹 🉐 in big trouble and come crawling ⬅️ for 🆘! (Bela holding 🔪 to 🇱🇻) Russia: Then 🇱🇻 will be 👉 behind! (Lativa: *😂)* 🇪🇪: You’re 🆘 tough, ⏭ you’ll try to ⛏ a fight with 🇭🇹! Russia: Do 😀 🈶 a little detachable 💆? 🇵🇱: ✋ there! If 😀 🉐 any closer to 🇱🇹 I'll 🉐 Lech Wałęsa and go all Solidarność 🔛 😀! (😀 found this 〰️ from a page by Rio-a) 🇬🇷: SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE 🇺🇸: It’s 😄 a UFC in 📌! Hey, that 👂 😄 KFC! Hungry, anyone? Everyone else: (grunting and arguing. 😄 this! Eh. Ah. Eh eh! Uh. Ah. Eh. Ah). 🍚: 🙏 everyone; calm 👇. 🇫🇷: Eh! Ah! ✋! 🉐 your 🙌 off me! (some 🎲 🐯) Germany: EVERYONE SHUT ☝!!! 💷 and 🇫🇷: Germany! Germany: We’ve called this conference to solve the world’s ⚠️, not to fight about the ⚠️ of our past! And since 😀 👉 the only 🗾 who seems to know how to run a meeting, 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 will follow my 🚷 from 📌 🔛 out! 8️⃣ minutes each for speeches, 😣 chit-chatting or side deals, and absolutely 😣 going over the ⌚ ⌛! Now if 😀 want to go, make sure you’re prepared and raise your 🙌, but do 🆘 in a ↕️ that does not mock any salutes of my country’s past! [Dancing Congress: Refers to Congress of Vienna, which was held in 📑 to decide 🔛 ⚠️ Europe faced after Napoleon and 🇫🇷 devastated the area. It was ridiculed since 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 all just danced and neglected discussion]. (Italy’s 🙌 goes ☝) Germany: Germany recognizes 👋 🐶 🇮🇹! 🇮🇹: ………….PAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAA! (👐 sequence) Germany: It is said that long ago in this land, there lived a 👦 who conquered the Mediterranean 🦑, and gained all the world’s wealth. 👋 name… was the Roman Empire. 💁‍♂️ had it all: the world’s wealth, fame, and vast land. The 👦 who gained everything… 1️⃣ day 💁‍♂️ just… disappeared. [Then, during WWI] Germany: Later! During WWI! Germany: I’m supposed to be 🥊 a descendent of Rome 👉 now… but 🆘 far 😣 such 🐎. …..how weird… 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 crossed that 🎌 with 😣 ⚠️, didn’t 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦, Herr Stick? I’m 🆘 💔 😀 didn’t share any of my liverwursts with 😀! The invasion was going 🆘 well 😀 forgot about feeding mein sticky 🐶! [Wurst: A 🇩🇪 sausage. It is said that originally this was made by nomads in 🇪🇭 🍚 and then was brought to Europe]. Germany: Well you’re 👉; 😀 still shouldn’t let my guard 👇. It’s him we’re 💬 about; 💁‍♂️ must 🈶 some sort of plan. (Shocked 🔊) —Ominous Crate of Tomatoes— (Germany: *flabbergasted 👂)* [To be continued] Kids: Chibitalia! Narrator: Is everyone 👂? Once upon a ⌚, in a 🏘 called the Roman Empire… Chibitalia: It’s ⏭ to my big brother France’s 🏘! Narrator: …the newborn 🇮🇹 lived with various other countries. (HRE: *😄)* (🇫🇷: *😄)* Narrator: But 1️⃣ day, Italy’s grandfather took him away, and forced him to 🍃 👋 👪 and 🐶. (Chibitalia: *😂)* Narrator: For a while, 🇮🇹 😵 👋 ⌚ 🎨 and singing with 👋 unusually handsome grandfather. (Chibitalia: Wah! Hehe)! Narrator: 🇮🇹 had a natural affinity for artistic pursuits, 🆘 👋 grandfather was delighted! Chibitalia’s thoughts: It’s 💃 to 🎨 pictures! Somehow 😀 feel 🆘 Renaissance. 😀 want to 📺 my beautiful 🎨 to my big brothers 🇫🇷, and the Roman Empire, and that other big brother whose name 😀 don’t know because 😀 haven’t met yet! 😀 can’t 🚏 to 👁 everyone! Narrator: Unfortunately, when 💁‍♂️ met them again… HRE: 😀 must become part of the Roman Empire with me! Romano: Fratello? You’re a twerp compared to me! (Chibitalia: Uwawawawawa…) Narrator: …they had all become assholes. HRE: ✋! 😀 want 😀 to become part of the Holy Roman Empire! 😣! 🙏! Chibitalia: Waaaaah! (Marukaite Chikyuu: 🇮🇹) Germany: *uncertainty*.

the saddest ches make the ugliest borger

Sometimes the saddest chef make the ugliest borgar? Woah. so deep.

The saddest people are sad…
Tey are indeed wat does that have to do with being sad.- oh wait nvm nvm i thought it was attached to my picture

ho w do i change the chart!!!! Elp!

As i heard in a rap song once… the brightests stars make the darkest nights… wait no
no no wrong way around turn it around!
do you think that england was friends with henry V

She has a shrine of pirate spain and england and has them locked in her basement
🤩She has a shrine of pirate spain and england and has them locked in her basement
🤩She has a shrine of pirate spain and england and has them locked in her basement

He probably had a livejournal!!!!
Prussia.livejournal.com!!!! Ite REAL!
Idk maybe everything is gone from it LOL

omg this is my favorite picture of prussia!!!!! I went on the

wayback machine and got it bacl dis guy had a tumblr bio

CAN i see the top secret photo of germany

theyre REAL LOL OMG X scroll up

........ wat
WHERE TOO

Smear campaign T.T … what. what are you talking about
I wont allow it to delete that image!
22 clap
VIANT ARTOmg omg omgo OMGOMGMOGMOGMOGOMOGOMG OMG
XDPRRUSSIA HAS A DEVIANT ART I have approves that massage is it real???
What do yo ean
thats how it used to look apparently
What do you mean
No i dont think that a real blg

There was a character cd where he was talking over all the blog posts and they are the
same ones on that page what was thatIT WAS NOTHING
Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. THE END.Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. THE END.Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. THE END.Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. THE END.Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. THE END. that meme is soooooooooooooooo oldd tHIS IS THE story that Prussia told germany in the Island this story is from spongebob
YOU DONT HAVE PERMISSION
XD

I know that it is from sopongeob is prussia a blog genre
Rejected.rejected.rejected
You are rejected from life

You know the personification thing is real right woah. They stole that from hetalia >:(

I made ur text permanently pink
nooooooo
thhx so kind owo

Now u red!!!